Welcome to the E.I.S.A. (Eee-Sar) SUX page. Make no mistake, when i refer to E.I.S.A. i mean Edge Intranet Services Australia. the fucking worst internet service provider on the whole planet. if you hate eisa then you come to the right place. If you LiKe eisa for some reason which is beyond my comprehnsion then i am sorry pal, you belong on kress' faggot list, either you've never used eisa or you work for eisa. if you work for eisa then fuck you. here's a FAQ for ya'll to read:
[1.0] What is EISA?
[1.1] What's wrong with EISA?
[1.15] Do you use EISA?
[1.2] Why use EISA?
[1.3] What are ya gonna do about it?
[2.0] You're funny, why aren't you a comedian?
[2.1] I also use EISA and I agree with you!
[2.2] I also use EISA and I disagree with you!
[3.0] Who wrote this page?
1.0 What is EISA?
As I already frickin said. EISA is the worst frickin internet company IMO on the net.
1.1 What's wrong with EISA?
Duh...... hmmmm...... let's see...... it appears to be SHIT. Make no mistakes, by shit i mean S.H.I.T.H.O.U.S.E. I mean it downloads at about 0.5Kb/s even on a 33.6kbps modem and it can't even maintain downloads on most FTP sites. I have read ALL their frickin "help" files on their site and followed ALL their instructions and NOTHING works.
1.15 Do you use EISA?
Yeah I have no choice but to frickin use EISA
1.2 Why do you use EISA?
'Cos my dumbass dad signed us up for a whole frickin year.
2.0 You're funny, why aren't you a comedian?
Someone actually asked me this. they were being sarcastic.
2.1 I also use EISA and I agree with you!
Woohoo. Let's fuck eisa over together. i hvaen't exactly figured out how yet but i will. right now i am studying physics and i have just a learnt about fission. it is my intention to incorporate that into the plan.
2.1 I also use EISA and I disagree with you!
Do you have a fetish with shit things or something. When you hang a shit do you just want to grab it with your hands and squeeze? Do you think of shit when you eat peanut butter ? last time i checked, which was when i connected to eisa to upload this shit and it took longer than it takes for a fat bastard to get up off the toilet, EISA was SHIT. oh yeah, if you work for eisa and you're STILL reading this then FUCK YOU.
3.0 Who wrote this page?
Well it could be anyone really. Might be your neighbour, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, your mom, your dad... u just don't know do you? notice how i said mom, that probably means i am a fucking dumbass american. i also said ass which reinforces this point. please ignore the fact i use eISA. don't get me wrong, i am usually a happy guy. infact i'm into drugs & boneing chicks. i am only ever like this when i'm on the net, and guess why?
6.9 HARDWICK SUCKS DICK!
Boohoo hoo. So you found a little folder on your beloved network with a whole lot of dirty files in it, named in such fashion as "rape_vid.avi", "sex.wav" and "shat eating.avi". Then you decide to fucking ban the poor bastard who shared his files on your stupid intranet so the rest of the world could have a laugh. Inappropriate material? Sharing files? Wrong computer name??? You can make up as much bullshit as you want but I know the REAL reason why you banned that poor kid. It's 'cos you were disappointed none of that shit was real!
Ice cream for my team!
Please ignore all the typos on this page, esp shit = ship and fuck = book which i am too lazy to change
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